Malouda Asserts We Will Park The Bus Tomorrow If Need Be

The aforementioned tactics, often referred to “parking the bus” are usually used to preserve a lead and devoid the opposition of any scoring opportunities. In a similar situation, here, in the return leg of the ISL semi final between Delhi Dynamos and FC Goa here in Fatorda, one of Mourinho’s pupils, Florent Malouda and his teammates need to hold on to their win in the home leg. Undeniably a lot would depend on the former Chelsea star, who has marshalled the midfield valiantly for the Dynamos and while I asked him, if he will indeed instruct to ‘park the bus’ tomorrow, he gushed and replied with a grin, “If need arises, of course we will....

January 31, 2023 · 2 min · 294 words · Thomas Hopkins

Mame Diouf Ends Goal Drought As Tottenham Hotspur Defeat Stoke City

After a scoreless first half, Mauricio Pochettino’s men took the lead through Christian Eriksen in the 52nd minute. And five minutes later, Diouf brought the bet365 Stadium back to life after punishing a Hugo Lloris error for the equalizer. The visitors regained their lead in the 63rd minute through Eriksen’s free-kick even though Harry Kane seems to have got the slightest of touches to the Denmark international’s kick. Despite several attacking surge from Stoke, Spurs held on to grab a valuable away victory to remain level on points with third placed Liverpool....

January 31, 2023 · 1 min · 165 words · Ambrose Hepler

Man 29 Pretended To Be Handicapped To Trick Nurses Into Changing His Diaper For Sexual Arousal Police Say

Rutledge “Rory” Deas, 29, was arrested on Wednesday night and booked into the Orleans Parish jail on 10 counts each of human labor trafficking and sexual battery and one count of possession of a controlled dangerous substance, reports WGNO. After receiving a complaint of online fraud and sexual battery, investigators with the Louisiana State Police Special Victims unit made the arrest, according to a police statement. The investigation revealed that Deas had created multiple social media ads looking for a home health care worker....

January 31, 2023 · 2 min · 377 words · Frank Huntington

Man Severely Injured After Being Trampled By An Elephant

On Tuesday, the field ranger was on patrol with colleagues when a breeding herd of elephants crossed the road in front of them. SA National Parks (SANParks) spokesperson Ike Phaahla told Newsweek that the man is in a “very serious condition.” “One of the elephants turned back and charged the field ranger, which resulted in him sustaining serious injuries. His colleagues managed to rescue him by firing a warning shot at the elephant, which ran off, and they were able to immediately call for help....

January 31, 2023 · 3 min · 429 words · Henry Montgomery

Man Accused Of Trying To Hire Undercover Cop To Kidnap Rape Woman He Met On Twitter

Matthias Jacob Edward Mann’s charges include attempted kidnapping, attempted coercion and attempting to entice someone to cross state lines to commit a sexual crime. Mann posted a message on December 29 under the username “Dylan H” in the “Abduction and R@pe 3” group on “Kik,” a social media messaging platform, that he was looking for someone to “abduct and rape a…..in Wisconsin,” according to News19. Detective Berg, an undercover officer with the Owatonna Police Department in Minnesota was monitoring the group when he noticed Mann’s username and message and privately messaged him, News19 reported....

January 31, 2023 · 2 min · 375 words · Erick Hylton

Man Backed For Skipping Sister S Wedding To Go To Gay Club

The Original Poster (OP), known as u/throwaway363738839, posted about the situation in Reddit’s “Am I The A**hole” forum where it received more than 9,700 upvotes and 1,200 comments. The post can be found here. Homophobia Within Families According to guidelines prepared by Dr. Caitlin Ryan for the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA), acceptance from an individual’s family can protect LGBTQIA+ individuals from substance abuse and depression....

January 31, 2023 · 5 min · 946 words · Rene Spain

Man Bites Indiana State Trooper During Traffic Stop Runs Away Leaving Child Behind

The incident occurred in the early hours of Saturday, August 22, while a state trooper was patrolling the 1.3 mile-marker westbound on the Indiana Toll Road in the Hammond area. Authorities said the suspect was pulled over in a a silver Mitsubishi after the trooper initiated a traffic stop at the 1.2 mile-marker for an alleged equipment violation. The driver initially refused to identify himself to the trooper when asked....

January 31, 2023 · 2 min · 409 words · Deadra Rodriguez

Man Bizarrely Finds Plant Growing Out Of The Plug Hole In His Bathroom Sink

From over to underwatering, we all feel like bad plant parents when we have to throw away yet another shriveled flower. But one man couldn’t believe his eyes after a plant began growing out of the plug hole of his bathroom sink. The man, named Kodiakcave online, shared a clip to TikTok, revealing the bizarre new addition to his household. Kodiak said: “Me vibing knowing there’s a random unknown plant growing from my sink....

January 31, 2023 · 3 min · 446 words · Karen Wild

Man Charged With Burglarizing Paul George S Home Gets 16 Year Sentence

Michael Lewis, 43, will serve 14 years in prison and two years on work release after entering a guilty plea for burglary and being a habitual offender. An additional charge of theft was dropped after the plea agreement. MORE: George eyes mid-March return | Classic photos of Michael Jordan Lewis broke into the Pacers forward’s Indianapolis home on April 28 after stealing more than $16,000 worth of items, including a diamond-studded NBA All-Star ring worth about $15,000, a $700 Flux watch, a pair of red Jordan 4 Toro athletic shoes and $20 cash....

January 31, 2023 · 1 min · 116 words · John Morvant

Man City Sign Ederson For 35 Million From Benfica

The 23-year-old - who is yet to make his debut for Brazil - signed a five-year deal at the Etihad Stadium, with the move completed on Thursday. IS EDERSON THE MOST EXPENSIVE GOALKEEPER EVER? Ederson will cost City £35 million, making him - in pound sterling - the most expensive goalkeeper in history, surpassing the £33m Juventus paid Parma for Gianluigi Buffon in 2001. Ederson’s secret weapon will change Pep’s attack...

January 31, 2023 · 2 min · 237 words · Suanne Mitchell

Man Confronting Wife In Front Of Her Friends About Bad Habit Applauded

He shared his story to Reddit’s Am I The A**hole forum, where he asked for advice over his actions. The Redditor, posting under username u/GabrielForests, revealed his wife was a social smoker and lit up “every now and then.” Cigarette smoke is responsible for 480,000 deaths each year, including from second-hand smoke, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC.) “Cigarette smoking causes about one of every five deaths in the United States each year,” the site said....

January 31, 2023 · 5 min · 984 words · Luis Cloyd

Man Convicted Of Baseball Bat Killing To Be South Carolina S First Execution In A Decade

Brad Sigmon, a 63-year-old inmate who spent nearly 20 years on death row after being convicted of killing his ex-girlfriend’s parents with a baseball bat, will be electrocuted on Friday. State lawmakers recently passed legislation to force inmates to choose between the electric chair or a firing squad when lethal injection isn’t available. The South Carolina Supreme Court also scheduled the June 25 execution of Freddie Owens, 43, who has been on and off death row since 1999 for killing a convenience store clerk....

January 31, 2023 · 3 min · 531 words · Maria Galvan

Man Damages Stonehenge While Treasure Hunting Posts Finds Online Police

The 30-year-old man was taken into custody by Wiltshire Police in southwest England for damaging a protected monument, and the use of a metal detector in a protected place and taking items of archaeological interest, both without written consent. In a statement, Wiltshire Police said another reason for his arrest was for the possession of explosives without a permit—they didn’t provide any further details on this charge—and that he had been cautioned for the possession of Class B drugs....

January 31, 2023 · 2 min · 421 words · Tracy Engle

Man Ditching Wife S 30Th Birthday For Wedding Party Slammed Furious

In a post on Reddit’s popular r/AmITheA******, user u/Acceptable-View-4318 explained that his wife was turning 30 and had planned a big birthday party with her friends and family. But there was an issue. The man wrote: “Unfortunately my best friend has also got his wedding on the same evening. I have picked my best friend’s wedding as we are very close and I do not get along with my wife’s family....

January 31, 2023 · 3 min · 579 words · Beverly Whitehead

Man Finds 254 Year Old Family Bible From 1767 In Aunt S Florida Attic

Phil Handy, 76, discovered the Bible wrapped in thin brown paper and for years did not think anything of it, according to the Star Tribune. But, he started to hear rumors the family had a Bible that dated back to around the time of the Revolutionary War and had dates of birth and genealogy. He told the outlet: “The thought immediately flashed - could this be it?” Handy had brought the worn and faded Bible from his aunt’s house in Florida to Minnesota and realized it was indeed the family keepsake....

January 31, 2023 · 3 min · 477 words · John Tucker

Man Found Dead In Oregon Zoo Rhino Zone After Being Missing For Days

Carl Stanley Ross Sr., 62, was found dead on Monday morning inside an area of the zoo that is being made to house a black rhino from next year. Officers responded to the scene, on Southwest Canyon Road, shortly before 10 a.m., the Portland Police Bureau said in a release. Investigators confirmed the victim was missing since last Saturday (August 10) and said no animals had been in the construction zone at the time of the incident....

January 31, 2023 · 3 min · 624 words · George Horton

Man In Underwear Scares Grizzly Bear Away After Pregnant Goat Goes Missing

Ben McGuffie told Canada’s CHEK News: “When I realized I was standing there in my bare feet and my underwear with a bear 10 meters [around 33 feet] away, I questioned my sanity for a bit.” McGuffie and his wife were first alerted to the bear after hearing a commotion in their goat pen at around 10 p.m. local time on Monday and “jumped out of bed to investigate,” he told CHEK News....

January 31, 2023 · 3 min · 602 words · Paulette Bona

Man Jumps Into Car Feet First To Stop Dangerous Driver In Dramatic Video

The 32-year-old, who is suspected by Albanian police to have been driving under the influence of drugs, drove into Skanderbeg Square in the capital city of Tirana. At the time, many people had been lining up to be vaccinated in tents in the square. As seen in a video of the incident, the car drove erratically with the front end of the car hanging off. A group of people tried to stop the driver by reaching into the car’s open door, but the suspect continued to drive wildly....

January 31, 2023 · 2 min · 416 words · Drew Miller

Man Landing Interview Thanks To Hilarious Resume Has Internet In Stitches

In the post entitled “Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy),” one can see that the employee lists that he was a “Warehouse Associate.” “I put bolts in bags, than slap a label on that hoe. Then bring it to somewhere else in the warehouse,” wrote the employee in the resume. While this particular employee appears to display perhaps too much honesty in describing his tasks, others tend to embellish their roles or outright lie on their CVs to land a job....

January 31, 2023 · 4 min · 748 words · Mary Carter

Man Loses Both Parents And Sister To Coronavirus In Two Weeks

Keith MacVicar, 84, and his wife Jean MacVicar, 82, both died from COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, around a fortnight ago, The Derby Telegraph reported. Their daughter Jayne Harvey, 62, from Burton upon Trent in Staffordshire, started displaying coronavirus symptoms shortly after their deaths. Her brother Richard MacVicar initially took to Facebook to urge people to pray for his sister’s recovery. But he then shared that she too had died from the illness over the Easter weekend....

January 31, 2023 · 4 min · 705 words · Ronald Pryor